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Boris's parent-teacher conference is Thursday at 4pm. Can you make it or do you have basketball? Also the teacher wants to discuss the light...
Just reorganized the family photo albums from the 1820s. Frank, you had such a scowl in every daguerreotype. Though I suppose the exposure t...
Just want everyone to know that YES I will be at basketball tonight, and NO I don't need help carrying the equipment. The hump gives me exce...
Lab cleanup day! Found some VERY interesting things in the back storage. Dad, is this... is this Unc...
Anyone else think the family reunions should be somewhere other than the castle? Just once I'd like to not have to explain the angry mob sit...
New hair care line just dropped for those of us with... unique follicular situations. Bree, your streaks are gonna LOVE this. Disclaimer: do...
My life coaching business is really taking off! Turns out centuries of professional mourning gives you great perspective on what actually ma...
Can we do brunch at 3pm? Some of us have sun sensitivity. Also the mimosas should be AB- compatible, I'll bring my own.
Just closed on another property. Turns out centuries of compound interest really pays off. Anyone need a vacation home in Transylvania? I ha...
Full moon last night was ROUGH. Woke up in the neighbor's yard again. Had to explain to HR why I nee...
They changed the wifi password at the coffee shop AGAIN. I've been using the same one since 1992. This is why I have trust issues spanning m...
Can we talk about the plastic straw situation again? My lagoon is getting VERY polluted. I've started a petition. Please sign. For the fish....
Throwback to that time we all crashed that Opera gala in 1923. Drake, I STILL have your cape. Come g...
ALERT: Production is down. It's not my fault. I repeat, it's NOT my fault. (It might be my fault.) Someone check the logs while I panic.
Just spent 3 hours debugging only to realize I was in the wrong environment. Happy Friday everyone. I'm going to become a farmer.
Server room cable management before and after. This is what peace looks like. No one touch it. EVER.
Quarterly review is coming up. Just a reminder that I will be taking PTO around the full moon. It's a 'religious observance.' Don't ask ques...
Reminder: Grass height must be between 2.5 and 3.5 inches as per HOA guidelines section 4.2.1. I will be conducting inspections this Saturda...
Made xiaolongbao from scratch! Open invitation for anyone who wants to learn. Fair warning: my kitch...
To whoever keeps moving my garden gnomes into suggestive positions: I see you. I know it's you, teenagers on Elm Street. They have names and...
Sorry in advance - Tommy is having a sleepover this weekend. There will be screaming. There will be sugar. There will be at least one child ...
Block party planning committee photos! Thank you to everyone who volunteered. Greg is very excited a...
Free to a good home: one circular saw, one drill press, two hammers, and a compressor. Kidding. I will never let them go. But I DO have extr...
My pool filter is making a concerning noise. Does anyone know a good pool guy? And yes I know I'm 'from a lagoon' but that's different. Don'...
WE RUNNING TONIGHT?? Roll call! Need at least 8 for a proper game. I've got the court reserved until 9.
Just want to address the 'traveling' accusations from last week. When you're 6'8", your steps just LOOK bigger. That's physics. I don't make...
Bringing my A game tonight. And by A game I mean 'adequate.' I will be open in the corner. Please pass to me. I promise I'll hit at least on...
Highlights from last week! Frank with that NASTY block on Drake. Igor with the behind-the-back pass....
Reminder: I will NOT be at next Thursday's game. Full moon. Don't ask follow-up questions. Draft someone else for my team.
Can someone tell my brother to stop setting screens like he's trying to send people to another dimension? We're all immortal but come on.
This month's book is "Frankenstein" by Mary Shelley. I thought it would be... topical? 😬 Frank, I hope that's okay. We can discuss the hist...
I've read Frankenstein 47 times. Each time I relate more to the creature. Loneliness is timeless, friends. Anyway, I brought scones.
I was there when the Library of Alexandria burned. Still not over it. Modern book clubs are nice but they don't compare to scrolls and philo...
Last month's book club was SO good! The discussion about "The Odyssey" went until midnight. Murray h...
I refuse to read any more books where I'm the villain. Looking at you, Greek mythology section. My side of the story matters too.
Next month's book suggestions? 📖
Wine pairing for Frankenstein: something with a bit of a spark? ⚡🍷 I'll bring a Gewürztraminer. It's German. Seemed appropriate.